crap

I can’t make this up

Our national nightmare continues. A few weeks ago, I warned you about ugly furniture found in the wild and I regret to inform you that there’s more. This looks like an exorcism gone wrong.

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If you should decide that you can’t live without this (!?), you can get it here. The whole set can be yours for about $1100. Just please don’t tell me about it. Or anyone for that matter.

Baseboards

We can revisit this topic, but if I don’t get this off my chest, my head will explode. There is never, ever, a situation where the baseboards should be painted the same color as the walls.

You know who you are.

That whole monotone look seems like a good idea (not really), but in reality-well-it just says, “I no longer give a shit”. It’s on you, people.

Of course you won’t see this egregious error in model homes because IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP. So the next time you go in to a professionally decorated homeĀ and ask yourself why your house doesn’t look like a model home, well, you probably have painted base boards. Pull yourself together. Details are everything.