Month: August 2016

Back to the future

I’m a Tampa girl all the way and as such, I have a deep love for South Tampa. If you’re from these parts, there’s a good chance you feel the same. Today’s offering is a very short romp through the brick streets.

This is the opposite of new construction and I have to say, when you sell a lot of new/newer homes, they all start to look the same. Not much character, new landscaping, bare streets-yawn. I’ve always preferred the personalities of the South Tampa/Hyde Park  gems and my dream home has always been one of the original Craftsman-style homes. Oh yea-We’ll do more on this, as well as South Tampa in general. For now…

Not new construction.  But wait. There’s more.

Obviously the second one is new/newer, but you won’t really see this type of architecture in too many places in the Bay Area. Fantastic. Wouldn’t you love to see the inside of that baby??

The little guy on the left? I looked it up-it sold in April, 2016 for 499k. Yes. That’s correct. What was that? Oh yeah-it’s a 2 BR, 1.5 bath, 1500 sf home. With no pool. Nothing. That’s it. $499,000. Good grass, though.

These are the same house (duh) but it was too big to fit in one frame. Gorgeous home with beautiful landscaping, a porch to die for, a shit ton of personality, and oh dear god I’d live there in a minute! I really want to peek under that skirt. We have Frank Lloyd Wright homes here in the hood and I’ll certainly do some stuff on that. Get some good pics. How often do you get to see an original gem like that? Oh South Tampa…I wish I could quit you.

Not sure what’s happening with the first one. It looks like it needs a trip to the nail salon.

The one on the right is mid century modern and is a fantastic example. I just was not able to capture just how cool that little guy is, but wanted to share anyway. I’d sell my first born for that middle house.

The first one is newer, but fits in nicely with the area. The other two are great examples of ugly ducklings worth a zillion dollars. I’m sure the insides are updated. Perhaps they haven’t had time to do any lawn work. Just saying.

You can definitely see where the homeowners have made changes over the years, but they have stayed true to the architecture. Heart emoji.

I’m a sucker for a porch.

Rounded doors? Yes, please. I’m a fair and balanced reporter, so I thought you should see the underbelly of South Tampa. I’ll let you decide if this is appropriate any place on earth.

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Tough to look at, right? Don’t stare too long-your eyes may burn.

 

Because you like it fast

I was with some folks a day or so ago in a super cute little crib, so I didn’t get the chance to take very many, so I just did a few.

I haven’t mastered the layout thing, so work with me. The curvy bed? Oh yeah. The hall table? Oh yeah. I love the super sweet stuffed doggie and the white dishes towards the top are from Pier 1. They’re still working the mercury glass and I don’t approve, but that’s not a huge deal.

I wish I had had time to take more, but that’s the way it goes. I will say this – a little drama wouldn’t have killed them. Just saying.

Unexpected Surprise

There’s a builder here in the hood that I don’t love. Don’t want to rag on any builders, but it is what it is. So, you can imagine my surprise when I go there and the interiors are pretty. It’s a disconnect. Like that clear Pepsi from a few years ago. Tastes the same, but you just can’t get on board. Sadly though, it ends up with a B-. Details, people.

I love a courtyard. It’s a tease, ya know? It just says “Come up and see me sometime”.

I’m crushing big on these textured walls. It was like river rock. Beautiful. And this chair at the bottom – just a hint of mid-century. A shout out, if you will.

No post would be complete without lighting to swoon over.

A couple of duds, but mostly good. I love the hanging lamp that looks kinda Moroccan. The lighting gets a B- for lack of imagination and the rest of the decor follows suit. And now, let’s take a look at this…IMG_5083

This builder has managed to take the three things I hate the most and smashed them together. Granite, bathtubs, and wallpaper. I can just hear the people at a conference table all corporate and shit, and they look at each other and say WOW! Why didn’t we think of this before??

It’s giving me the middle finger.

I went to Pier 1

Pier 1 is where I got my first set of dishes. Over the years, it’s been my go-to for misc doo-dads, like a lamp or two, maybe a cool mirror, a random side chair. Stuff like that. Oh-let’s not forget their usually awesome Christmas ornaments. In my family, we have been doing an ornament exchange and it’s been really fun, so Pier 1 is kinda part of the family.

This visit was somewhat uninspired, though. They were putting out new stuff (holy crap-it was Fall stuff. Wha???) Anyway, not too much caught my eye, but I’ll share anyway. You know you want to look.

It was a quickie, for sure. Kinda disappointing.

I went to Key West

Ok kids, vacation time for me, but-because I never stop thinking about my tens of fans-I shot some local flavor. You would think Key West would have a little more to offer, but this is all I could find. If you’re in the Keys and you aren’t water, a boat, a palm tree, a shell something or other, or an iguana, there’s not much in the way of home decor.

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Big Ass House in Wesley Chapel

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I can’t tell you how jazzed I am to see no granite. Holy crap. Granite has become some kind of standard as to what makes a “nice” kitchen. Please, bitch. It chips, it’s tough to clean, and everyone seems to choose the same color palette. Really? People-you can do better.

This house has Zodiaq and I got the shivers when I saw it. I kinda had to control my squeeling reflex because other people were around. This is not really in the hands of the designer, but a very nice surprise nevertheless.

This designer has used a beautiful color palette and the cohesiveness is very impressive. Only 1 misstep, but it’s one of my pet peeves. Those damn pictures in the hall. I’ll point them out. In spite of this, it gets a straight-up A.

Two videos because I’m not that great. Watch, enjoy. Oh, and I figured out how to put speech bubbles in the videos. More opinionated bullshit for you!!

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Oh god the risers on the stairs make me swoon.

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The grouping of pictures below is one of the things that makes me want to stab myself. There is no circumstance where clusters of pictures like this is acceptable. They’re never hung straight and the pictures themselves are always slightly skewed. That drives me nuts. Just put something else there.

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See those pictures?? Just awful.

Texture is always good. I enjoyed this little vignette in the spare bedroom.

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The lighting in this house was mostly uninspired, but there are some other details that offset that.

Wait-I totally take that back. If the lighting isn’t good, it gets a full letter downgrade. So it gets a B. Actually, a B-. The grade is fair, mostly because of the sexy beast of a sofa and the stairs. Great use of turquoise, though. You get the point, but you aren’t overwhelmed with it. As Martha would say – It’s a good thing.
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Ikea Always Entertains

Every word of this is true. In 2014-2015, people were playing Hide and Seek in Ikea stores. This weirdness started in Belgium when a woman turning 30 wanted (seriously) to play Hide and Seek for her birthday. In an Ikea. In Belgium.

Apparently her posse thought this was such fun, they started inviting people – and they told two more, and they told two more, etc – and Ikea was somewhat forced to “play” along. Of course the world being what it is, they had their own Facebook page and allowed a certain number of people at a time to go in. If you didn’t get there in time, they put you on a waiting list. The list made it to 33,000. Yep-33,000 people waiting to play Hide and Seek in an Ikea store.

So Amsterdam gets it’s feelings all hurt and starts their own version. They had 19,000 on their wait list.

Finally Ikea became the buzz kill we always suspected they are, and shut the whole thing down. They said something about liability, corporate stuff, blah blah.

So the next time you’re in Ikea, look around. There may be someone hiding!! Like a dubenflausen or a mjorken.